The Funk Phenomenon

<p><br /> Good evening.<br />Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong.<br />We have taken control as to bring you this special show.<br />We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving.<br />Welcome to station FUNKPHENOMENON, <br />better known as We-Funk, <br />Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection.<br />Home of the extraterrestrial brothers,<br />Dealers of funky music.<br />P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb.<br />Coming to you directly from the Mothership<br />Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, <br />500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power.<br />So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.<br /><br />Ohh Yeahh [Tiefe Pornostimme]<br />Und wir freuen uns auf diesen außergewöhnlichen Abend an einem außergewöhnlichen juicy Dienstag. Der 2. Tag des Semesters - höchste Zeit alle Funkers wiederzusehen.<br /><br />Greg und Ich freuen uns außerdem einen Freund aus Augsburg als Verstärkung an Board des Motherships zu haben. Greez JiggyJoe (Mahagoni-Bar etc) - funk it up</p>